[memes] All my crimes…

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or, you know, don’t) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

(Snurched from tbclone47.)

3 thoughts on “[memes] All my crimes…

  1. Not knowing you — beyond having been in the audience which attended one of your panels at NorwesCon in 2006 — my answer is as follows:

    Weed.

    =^)

  2. Jeri Merrell says:

    Not knowing you either beyond audience, book-signing lines and following you online – and finding you both hilarious and a great role model as a seriously hard-working writer…

    My evading the question answer is that I’d assume you’re a stand-up guy and were on a ride-along or researching a story. 😉

    But the other answer? Jaywalking. ::snicker::

  3. Jaws says:

    Not for a single crime, but for an awful mixture of:

    (1) Indecent wardrobe selection;

    (2) Ungodliness; and

    (3) Pissing off the shade of J. Edgar “Pink Tutu” Hoover via a distinctly unAmerican lifestyle, including a non-WASP daughter, questioning authority, advocating equal rights for people outside of the so-called mainstream, writing subversive literature, and the hoity-toity ability to properly punctuate a sentence (ever seen an FBI report from the 1960s?).

    Either that, or Jay has finally been arrested because he’s behind a highly secret criminal antitrust conspiracy involving cheese importation, and the Obama administration finally found the meaning of “antitrust” without looking it up on Google (irony intended).

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