[Memes]
[memes] All my crimes…
If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?
Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or, you know, don’t) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.
(Snurched from tbclone47.)
Posted: 11:34 pm Tue November 11 2008 |
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Brad R. Torgersen
November 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pmNot knowing you — beyond having been in the audience which attended one of your panels at NorwesCon in 2006 — my answer is as follows:
Weed.
=^)
Jeri Merrell
November 12th, 2008 at 8:23 pmNot knowing you either beyond audience, book-signing lines and following you online – and finding you both hilarious and a great role model as a seriously hard-working writer…
My evading the question answer is that I’d assume you’re a stand-up guy and were on a ride-along or researching a story.
But the other answer? Jaywalking. ::snicker::
Jaws
November 13th, 2008 at 9:17 amNot for a single crime, but for an awful mixture of:
(1) Indecent wardrobe selection;
(2) Ungodliness; and
(3) Pissing off the shade of J. Edgar “Pink Tutu” Hoover via a distinctly unAmerican lifestyle, including a non-WASP daughter, questioning authority, advocating equal rights for people outside of the so-called mainstream, writing subversive literature, and the hoity-toity ability to properly punctuate a sentence (ever seen an FBI report from the 1960s?).
Either that, or Jay has finally been arrested because he’s behind a highly secret criminal antitrust conspiracy involving cheese importation, and the Obama administration finally found the meaning of “antitrust” without looking it up on Google (irony intended).