Comments on: [memes] All my crimes…

By: Jaws

Jaws — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:17:26 +0000

Not for a single crime, but for an awful mixture of:

(1) Indecent wardrobe selection;

(2) Ungodliness; and

(3) Pissing off the shade of J. Edgar “Pink Tutu” Hoover via a distinctly unAmerican lifestyle, including a non-WASP daughter, questioning authority, advocating equal rights for people outside of the so-called mainstream, writing subversive literature, and the hoity-toity ability to properly punctuate a sentence (ever seen an FBI report from the 1960s?).

Either that, or Jay has finally been arrested because he’s behind a highly secret criminal antitrust conspiracy involving cheese importation, and the Obama administration finally found the meaning of “antitrust” without looking it up on Google (irony intended).

By: Jeri Merrell

Jeri Merrell — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:23:34 +0000

Not knowing you either beyond audience, book-signing lines and following you online – and finding you both hilarious and a great role model as a seriously hard-working writer…

My evading the question answer is that I’d assume you’re a stand-up guy and were on a ride-along or researching a story.

But the other answer? Jaywalking. ::snicker::

By: Brad R. Torgersen

Brad R. Torgersen — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:20:40 +0000

Not knowing you — beyond having been in the audience which attended one of your panels at NorwesCon in 2006 — my answer is as follows:

Weed.

=^)