[photos] A new caption contest

In celebration of my recent medical (mis)adventures, hath photochopped an image which per a suggestion from screams to be the next caption contest. So let it be written, so let it be done.

Usual rules apply. Prize after the voting poll will be an inscribed copy of Green Powell’s | Amazon ] when available. Plus will get a bonus prize. Please leave entries in this comment thread (on jlake.com or LiveJournal either one).

Your inspirational photo:

Jay Lake in hospital as interpreted by Martin Livings

9 thoughts on “[photos] A new caption contest

  1. Matt H says:

    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. Jay Lake will be the world’s first bionic man.

  2. Tired of recurring intestinal distress, Jay decided to get one of those bodies from the Flomax commercials and put Roto Rooter on retainer.

  3. Jaws says:

    McCoy discovers that sometimes, being “just a doctor” isn’t enough; his tricorder does not include the 19mm socket necessary to save the alien.

  4. MarkB says:

    “Is that a piston in your pants, or are you just — oh, never mind.”

  5. Julie N. says:

    Well shoot me in the butt and call me Flipper – now I know how he writes so fast!

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