[personal] Breaking news, from the dept of things which are confusing

BREAKING:

I have just discovered that the lid to my toilet tank is missing. As in, not on the toilet, and nowhere obvious to be found around the house.

It was there when I left the house…

Um.

More as the story develops.

4 thoughts on “[personal] Breaking news, from the dept of things which are confusing

  1. Shlomi says:

    Are you sure you didn’t have a dream about a crunchy, icy, white sandwich. Or perhaps an ice cube your crushed between your massive teeth?

    Alternatively, there’s a commercial porcelain shortage in an alternate reality, and they’re snapping the superstrings to snag the low-hanging lids.

    Just sayin’….

    🙂

    Shlomi

  2. Chris Hsiang says:

    This is probably something like when my dad would walk around the house looking for his glasses when they were perched atop his head the whole time. Have you checked your coat pockets or under the sofa cushions? I used to find the TV remote in the refrigerator. Granted, I was smoking weed back then.
    Good luck and happy hunting!

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