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[personal] Breaking news, from the dept of things which are confusing
BREAKING:
I have just discovered that the lid to my toilet tank is missing. As in, not on the toilet, and nowhere obvious to be found around the house.
It was there when I left the house…
Um.
More as the story develops.
Posted: 8:02 pm Wed July 29 2009 |
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Shlomi
July 29th, 2009 at 8:07 pmAre you sure you didn’t have a dream about a crunchy, icy, white sandwich. Or perhaps an ice cube your crushed between your massive teeth?
Alternatively, there’s a commercial porcelain shortage in an alternate reality, and they’re snapping the superstrings to snag the low-hanging lids.
Just sayin’….
Shlomi
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Chris Hsiang
July 30th, 2009 at 9:41 amThis is probably something like when my dad would walk around the house looking for his glasses when they were perched atop his head the whole time. Have you checked your coat pockets or under the sofa cushions? I used to find the TV remote in the refrigerator. Granted, I was smoking weed back then.
Good luck and happy hunting!