[contests] Fictional character pickup lines

On Twitter today, I said:

Pondering fictional character pickup lines. John Carter of Mars: “My radium rifle will really make you glow, baby.” Others?

A few answers have filtered in:

@Animakitty: Decompression alarms are going off in my head baby, ‘cuz you just took my breath away.

@etcet “I find your lack of faith… arousing.”

@Rblay I think my robot likes your laptop

@rndrum “Materialize around here often?”

And via Facebook, Jonathan Vos Post: “Sample Caltech pickup line from the all-male era, usually unsuccessful: ‘Would you rather be infra-read or ultra-violated?'”

I think we have the makings of a contest. With, like prizes and stuff. So here it is, the fictional character pickup-line contest. You know what to do, now go to it in comments.

11 thoughts on “[contests] Fictional character pickup lines

  1. Spacing Guild Navigator: “The love must flow.”

  2. David Jones says:

    Time dilates when your having fun!

  3. Flatlander: “When I saw you from across the room, I flatlined.”

  4. Paul Atreides: “You think THAT’S a big worm?”

  5. Jas. Marshall says:

    Jon-Tom (Spellsinger, by Alan Dean Foster):
    Would you like a rock song, a ballad, or just a lay?

    Friday (Friday, by Roebert Heinlein):
    Hello.
    (Seriously, that’s all she’d need.)

    Howard Roarke (The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand):
    Wanna see my skyscraper?

  6. “What’s a nice precog like you doing in a vat like this?”

  7. Carroll says:

    Some from Jurassic Park characters:

    Malcolm:
    You must be a paradigm, because when you shift, you fractal my world.

    Nedry:
    You must know my trapdoor, because when you activate my white rabbit, all my security goes down.

    Grant:
    Do I look like a velociraptor? Because I just want to eat you up.

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