• Alex J. Kane - If you're going to do that, sir, the law prefers that you do so in the center of the city street with one hand on the arse of your horse, for the sake of balance. (17%, 8 Votes)
• markbourne - "Jay rolled his eyes, an action he usually avoided because putting them back in again tickled like the dickens." (13%, 6 Votes)
• Gerry Huntman - Jay Lake, wearing on his shirt the extremely rare, but fragrant, Euphoric Daffodil, the only plant known to exude, even after picking, nitris oxide. (6%, 3 Votes)
• H - "No really the view of the sheep is out of this world! Here, lemme lend you my eye." (6%, 3 Votes)
• goulo - Because his cap is ribbed for extra pleasure. (6%, 3 Votes)
• delkytlar - Jay's spirits get a lift when he learns that everyone at WorldCon actually thought his new hairstyle was a hat. (6%, 3 Votes)
• elizaeffect - Wonka's new tomato-flavored chewing gum sounded disgusting at first, but was a surprise hit at the Lake compound - until the transformation began... (6%, 3 Votes)
• ubiquitous_a - Wow, that squirting flower gag just never gets old! (4%, 2 Votes)
• Don - SCHOLES…. Ken… Please put pants on! Man, I did not need to see THAT this early in the morning. (4%, 2 Votes)
• Steve Buchheit - Jay Lake reads the Pledge for America. "Funniest piece of comedic fantasy this year," says Jay. (4%, 2 Votes)
• catjuggling - "I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror, when I farted." (4%, 2 Votes)
• cjmarsicano - I don't need the silly turban and the sealed envelopes to do Johnny Carson's "Carnac The Magnificent" routine. (4%, 2 Votes)
• deza - "You think a published author makes how much?" (4%, 2 Votes)
• etcet - "Your attempt at enacting a remake of Scanners' definitive scene tickles. OH MY GOD, THERE IS A SPARKLEPONY DANCING IN MY SINUSES." (4%, 2 Votes)
• Andrew Nicolle - Whereupon we witness, first hand, the after effects of Jay's little-known New Zealand clown allergy. (2%, 1 Votes)
• Deven - Jay: "'Damn pleasure ta see ya, mate?'" Giggles. "Sorry for the TMI, I thought you said, 'Did'ya please yer mate?'" (2%, 1 Votes)
• kimberlywade - "It's not cancer!" (2%, 1 Votes)
• garyomaha - "Oopsie. Here I stand, all in a fit..." (2%, 1 Votes)
• dsmoen - No, I'm sorry, you cannot do that with me AND the COLOSSAL SQUID! (2%, 1 Votes)
• e_bourne - Could someone please ask the Klingon to put his pants back on? (0%, 0 Votes)
• elizaeffect - You are thinking of...PFFFT! Seriously? AHAHAHAHAHA! You are thinking of a...*sporfle* HAHAHAHA! I can't even say it, I'm la...laughing too hard! (0%, 0 Votes)
• dr_phil_physics - "I traveled halfway around the world to New Zealand and you call THAT a joke?" (0%, 0 Votes)
• dbroussa - The CLAW!!!! Oh No, not the CLAAAWWWW!!!! (0%, 0 Votes)
• daibheid - No, seriously...what the heck just squirted out of my eye! (0%, 0 Votes)
• horace_hamster - Nobody can tell a better joke than a daffodil lapel pin. (0%, 0 Votes)
• jennifer_brozek - "Wait! Wait! This always works at home. I will split the bottle with my mind." (0%, 0 Votes)
• cuddlycthulhu - The kangaroo put what where? (0%, 0 Votes)
• little_foxy - You were just given your first pair of velcro gloves! And then had to have it explained to you why you need them! (0%, 0 Votes)
• John Gibbons - Ha! When you asked "How were things Down Under?", I thought you meant... (0%, 0 Votes)
• skidspoppe - And now, using only the power of my mind, I will cause my facial hair to grow... (0%, 0 Votes)
• Carmelo Rafala - Oh shit. Really…in my pants… (0%, 0 Votes)
• voidampersand - The Colossal Squid! (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 48