[travel] Dear TSA

Dear TSA,

When you’ve diverted me for special screening and I am standing in a glass room where I cannot see my hand luggage or hear you asking whose bags they are, those are not abandoned bags. After all, you separated me from them.

Also, the new pat down procedures? I’ve had good dates with less action. I’m sure America is safer for you inspecting the inside of my underwear while I was still wearing it.

Love,

Me

2 thoughts on “[travel] Dear TSA

  1. pelican says:

    Ugh. I’m flying home from overseas for xmas, and I am dreading the new and yet again “improved” TSA experience.

    How have we allowed it to come to this?

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