[Cancer]
[cancer] Back on the porcelain plan
My lower GI went into major revolt again yesterday afternoon, about two days after the nine day bout with the horribles. Because reasons. Better today, but this makes me grumpy. I get so tired of the toilet-based lifestyle.
That is all. You may shop as usual. There is no need to return to your homes.
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perhaps it would be easier if we built a toilet and bidet into your recliner…
I tried to find him a reclining toilet, but he wasn’t having any …
Blah; sorry to hear about your “coronation.”
I have experienced the Poopocalypse myself, and definitely think more American homes should have bidets. Charmin cannot make toilet paper soft enough to cope with the Poopocalypse.