I’m thinking the 1/4 inch of foamy white scuzz floating on top of the brine in my jar of Russian pickles means I should consider not eating them.

Also, important safety tip. If you switch from Cingular-AT&T Wireless to Cingular Classic, don’t forget to update your autopay information in your online billpay service. Just sayin’. No reason. You may shop as usual. No need to threaten to disconnect my cell phone.