Wit and wisdom of <lj user=”the_child”>

Recently I was speaking to about something, and she told me I was very weird. I said I wasn’t that weird. gave me a fishy stare, and said, “Daddy, you throw toast at the audience.”

So much for the dignity of my parental office.

Meanwhile, Mother of the Child reports overhearing on the phone with a friend from her third grade class last night. MoC reports was interpreting a dream for her friend, projecting confidence and authority.

My daughter is interpreting dreams?