[contests] The caption contest voting poll

Remember the caption contest from December? [ jlake.com | LiveJournal ].

Having finally mastered my WordPress polling plug-in, I now mount the voting poll. Just as a reminder, here are the photos in question, followed by the poll.

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Which caption best captures the spirit of the photos above?

  • stonetable: Jay winds his Mainspring. (15%, 8 Votes)
  • kazdreamer: Okay, which joker put Super Glue on my socks? (13%, 7 Votes)
  • pauljessup: And now watch as I give birth to myself! One, two, oh crap. I'm stuck. (11%, 6 Votes)
  • Steve Buchheit: Wanna see my surgery scar? (9%, 5 Votes)
  • Gordsellar: While other members of the tribe watched, this elder performed what one group member claimed was a gesture “Invoking the Corn and Onion Spirits” and “Repelling the Harsh Winds of the North (5%, 3 Votes)
  • katster: Unfortunately, Jay found that his efforts to fold himself into a tesseract didn't quite work as he had planned. (5%, 3 Votes)
  • drachin8: Anyone got a lighter? (5%, 3 Votes)
  • Lee: Here we see Jay preparing to look for his next story idea. (4%, 2 Votes)
  • will_couvillier: Wow! Been a long time since I saw that! (4%, 2 Votes)
  • paulcarp: Jay Lake reveals secrets of getting published. (4%, 2 Votes)
  • summers_place: And for those of you unprepared for the switch to digital television, I present a primer on positions that may be helpful with antenna reception. Or not. (4%, 2 Votes)
  • R.S. Devin: Evidence that Jay may need to move to Nantucket. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • mikigarrison: If I can just get my ankles a little bit higher, my next novel will pop out, smooth as butter. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • suricattus: Author photo! (2%, 1 Votes)
  • jrbutcher: Are you sure everyone has one? (2%, 1 Votes)
  • mistymarshall: Just wait till you see what I can do with the rest of my body. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • musingaloud: And THAT, boys and girls, is your story entry point. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • frogworth: Remember that copy of The River Knows Its Own that I thought I'd sent you? Well I've found it, so COME AND GET IT!" (2%, 1 Votes)
  • magentamn: Soft-shelled author. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • autojim: And here the Lake presents Two Views of The Reason For Birth Control (2%, 1 Votes)
  • jenntheamazon: Oh, Look! A Jay Lake Pretzel. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • cscole: Finally! he muttered. After my summer health adventure, finally I can see what all the fuss was about. And as I suspected, the tuck and lift job they did is spectacular! (2%, 1 Votes)
  • ygolonac: A few more years of yoga and you'll be able to see Uranus. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • summers_place: I'm sure there's a reason I'm sitting like this... (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Jeremiah Tolbert: Right. Sarah! Where did we put the bleach? (0%, 0 Votes)
  • kara_gnome: See, this is what happens when you can't find the origami paper. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • livia_llewellyn: After 25 years, Madonna finally hits the wall. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • pmrabble: Self-colonoscopy demonstration (0%, 0 Votes)
  • drachin8: Now my death ray is complete! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • drachin8: Cra-a-ab people, cra-a-ab people, taste like crab, talk like people. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • jenntheamazon: Who says you never lose your flexibility from when you were a baby? (0%, 0 Votes)
  • xjenavivex: The Lazy-Boy ate my siamese twin. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • evaleastaristev: Look what I can do! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • evaleastaristev: Now...a little help please? I'm stuck! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • xjenavivex: Once in position, the Grinch was able to slide down the chimney! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • katster: You should see me do this in spandex! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • magentamn: Peek-a-boo! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • will_couvillier: See -- lose some colon, gain some flex! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • selfavowedgeek: Wii Kama Sutra, anyone? (0%, 0 Votes)
  • klingonguy: Just two more weeks of practice, and when you can get your ankles behind your head, you can start shooting the late-night infomercial for your yoga DVD. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • mevennen: Once again, Pretzel Boy demonstrates his superpower. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • lillypond: That's so wrong on so many levels. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • mistymarshall: I haz flexibility. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • summers_place: Just look what you made me do. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Mark Siegal: Worst mug shots ever. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Lee: Could someone with cancer do this? (0%, 0 Votes)
  • kproche: How to escape the Human Siamese Knot... step one: wiggle ears... (0%, 0 Votes)
  • fledgist: And then I told Vatsyavana, 'this position even you won't put in the Kama Sutra'. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • jeffsoesbe: Soon, Jay thought. Soon those lonely nights will be lonely no more. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 55

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9 thoughts on “[contests] The caption contest voting poll

  1. Darn. Now I’ve got “I’m a Barbie Girl, in my Barbie World…” in my head.

  2. Gary Omaha says:

    >>I now mount the voting poll<<

    That comment, plus looking at the photo, was nearly a keyboard-liquifying moment for me.

  3. Kess says:

    “…Gimme an “O”!”

    That’s what immediately came to mind. The antenna caption isn’t bad though 🙂

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