• Don Glover: Jay takes his service gold fish for a walk.
• Philip Brewer: Thanks to our bioengineered wool, current opiate levels are shown by the red stripe in the patient's hat.
• John Booth: "Are you sure EVERYONE has to do this to get a Google Wave invite?"
• Leigh Ann Hildebrand: "We're confident that the hat-ectomy will be a success, Mr. Lake. You'll be able to return to public life in no time!"
• Leo Schwab: "I didn't know House could knit…"
• Dinogrl: The painting George Seurat decided not to paint; "Sunday in the Hospital with Jay".
• Gerry Huntman: Davros learning to walk as part of Xmas cheer
• Deidre: My plan is already working. With a hat this crazy, who could be bothered to notice the rest of this unstylish stuff I'm carting around?
• Steve Buchheit: Well, Mr. Lake, with your feeding tube and catheter permanently attached now you shouldn't have to break from writing to attend to those annoying habits of eating or peeing.
• Patrick: "This here is the WriterBot 4000. As you can see the tubes are directly interfaced with my creative organs. This allows me to continually output fiction at several hundred words per hour, ev
• Patrick: "One small step for Jay Lake, one giant leap for…Fuck Cancer."
• Mark Siegal: jay_lake: Catheterized, half-asleep, and bringing home a baby bumblebee with @calendula_witch. Nothing stops me from morning walkies!
• Meran: It's Fashion Week here in Portland, Oregon, and one of our newest, hottest male models is walking the designer's Pinnacle Achievement in What the Best Dressed Authors wear to debut their most
• scarlettina: His Majesty requires the Spice twice a day. And no, he will not remove the Hat.
• Magenta: Humor him; I know he looks eccentric, but he has millions he could donate to the hospital.
• kyle cassidy: Mr Lake, the implants will work as we discussed, but it's my personal belief that no one will take you seriously as a supervillan in that hat.
• madrobins: This is the damnedest rig to get Direct TV I've ever seen.
• manmela: I can haz clockpunk apparatus killing teh canzerz
• OldManGrumpus: ".. and it comes with anti-lock brakes, all-wheel drive, standard cupholder - and an iPod dock. What I have to do to get you into this unit today?"
• mevennen: The new treatment for Man Flu was proceeding as planned.
• (Anonymous): They'll never know what hit 'em, thought the chair.
• lindadee: Here comes the bride?!?
• willplant: Preparing for a Full Contact Theremin performance
• djonn: "Somehow, I don't think we're in Cancer anymore."
• djonn: Optional follow-up: "We're not. This is Proctology."
• Perdix: The wheel-borne IV aliens required humans to show respect by walking two steps behind their conquerors at all times. Anyone caught disobeying could be sentenced to wear a hospital gown and a s
• a_r_williams: The emperor of To-phan was ready to show everyone how his new hat making machine worked.
• chang3002: "I'm feeling much better now, doctor. You can wheel in the virgins when ready."
• burger_eater: "Delivering equipment to hospital rooms will cut how much off my bill again?"
• e_bourne: We must collect your urine. It contains the cure for the common cold.
• mtfierce: Hmmm. I see the Tin Man, Dorothy, the Lion, and the Scarecrow... where's Toto, 'cause they're obviously, "Off to See the Wizard."
• nojay: "So, Doctor, what makes you think this Dalek is suffering from anorexia?"
• ammitbeast: Orderly (to Jay): Dude, I'm loving the steampunk bathrobe look.
• martianmooncrab: the missing footage of the Wizard of Oz.
• paulcarp: I'd have parked the art car outside, but I couldn't find a damned spot.
• jenntheamazon: Only Jay Lake can make hospital attire look this good.
• jettcat: Do I get olives with this?
• twilight2000: "Is it sentient?" "Dammit, Jay, I'm a Doctor not a SETI scientist!"
• icedrake: EX-TER-MI-NATE!
• jaborwhalky: "Don't worry sir,this happens all the time when you visit the moon with out your hat, its a simple procedure , We will have that brain slug off your head with in the hour"
• cjmarsicano: Noted author Jay Lake was somewhat dismayed by the fact that, due to budget cuts at the hospital, he had to move his own medical equipment. (There is no confirmation on whether the Rasta
• johnnyd_48: Way cool tech tools but the elephant clean-up guy forgot his shovel.
• (Anonymous): They all said it was nothing that love, drugs and a good surgeon couldn't cure, but he wore his trademark hat and coat on the remote chance that humor truly was the remedy for nacho-itis
• thirdworld: Every step you take will see more of your brains sucked out by this contraption... not that you'll notice.
• saveswhat: The result of Jay's first foray into robotics indicates that he should stick with writing.
• etcet: The Dalek's stint on "The Biggest Loser" didn't fool the 17th Doctor, who eschewed the 4th Doctor's scarf in favor of something from The Haberdasher.
• tippity: A man and his traveling hat/shirt rack

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