• blue_23: Jay decided to have his entire body surgically removed except for his lips. His soft, red, delectable lips.
• Chris: An die Kette gelegt, sieht Jay schwarz. Lässt sich jedoch den Mund nicht verbieten.
• controuble: Jay tries to hold his head on by cinching pearls around a balaclava.
• crystalrmartin: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and bright."
• dionysus1999: Author Jay Lake channels his inner Muppet.
• emeraldcite: Fifty Shades of Jay.
• emeraldcite: Gremlins 3: The Test Batch
• frabjouslinz: Manamana.
• Gerry Huntman: I am a walrus, coo-coo-ca-choo
• Greg: In a surprise change of career Jay auditions for the role of cousin IT in the Broadway production of the Adams Family…
• grymm_tidings: The safe word is Mordor.
• J.R. Murdock: Not content with Google Glasses, Jay went for the Google Bodysuit.
• jetse: Chemo? What fucking chemo? Jay is preparing for a future where Mitt Romney is elected President!
• jettcat: And while everyone tried to come up with a clever caption, horror was magnified times ten when the hood was removed and CarrotTop was revealed
• Joy: El gringo luchador: Asesino Mostacho!
• jtdiii: Recent studies of Jay's sperm revealed that some of them were far hipper than others...
• Keikaimalu: Why isn't his mouth covered? What is he trying not to hide?
• kproche: It took some time for Cousin Itt to recover from the unfortunate Brazilian waxing incident...
• martianmooncrab: Formal BioHazard Suit.
• muntahz: I don't often rob banks but when I do I rob pretty and anonymous.
• R. Mike: Jay awoke from his dream of Lisa Simpson cos-playing Green, and wondered why exactly he had a bag of jewelry and a broken ATM in his house.
• Rafe: Ninjay. (Or perhaps it's Mrs. Ninjay.)
• Rafe: The future's so bright, I gotta wear.... pearls?
• saveswhat: I think the gimp's sleeping.
• seticat: I'm really, really sorry, but the very first things that came to mind and I scrolled down the page was 'What's with the mutant squid look?'
• steve_buchheit: Jay could never figure out why people didn't want to talk to him in the Theater District. He wore his best pearls, after all.
• voidampersand: "Kiss me, you fool."
• wendigomountain: How's Witness Relocation working for you, Jay?
• zxhrue: "Freedom of expression, not repression!" Jay takes time out from his busy schedule to express solidarity with Pussy Riot.

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