41 Things You Need To Know Right Now, For No Reason In Particular — Pretty hilarious stuff, for the most part.
How To Poop At Work — Pure genius. Of a sort. A compendium of important safety tips. Be warned, pretty much what it says on the tin. (Thanks to someone who would almost certainly prefer to remain nameless in this case.)
Dorion Sagan on the First Ejaculation in Earth’s History — To be more accurate, the first documented ejaculation… (Via Lisa Costello.)
The Strange World of Bug Sex, in Pictures — I’ve been on dates like that. (Via David Goldman.)
8 Celebrities Who Got It Right About Gay Marriage — Uh, yeah. It’s what you might call a non-invasive issue. No social cost, no damage, substantial benefit. Bigot fee-fees are not a proper concern for legislation.
The Best Report on Bullying I’ve Ever Read — The NFL’s amazing investigation of the Miami Dolphins locker room. Cruelty and abuse by the strong, established players against the newer and weaker, endorsed by authority figures. Not much different from the sports culture of my school days. Just higher stakes. Why is anyone surprised by any of this? (Also a big part of why I am not and never will be a sports fan. As a humane person, I simply cannot stomach the attitudes and behaviors that come with the thrill of the game.)
Race Inequality in America by Graph, from Crime Sentencing to Income — So if an African-American male had fired ten shots into the SUV of some white suburban kids playing their music too loud, killing one of them, I think we all know there would have been a murder conviction and almost certainly a death penalty imposed.
On the Killing of Jordan Davis by Michael Dunn — Ta-Nehisi Coates is bitterly powerful on this.
Red Scarer: 1953 — A photograph of one of the truly vile figures in 20th century American history, Senator Joe McCarthy. Him and Roy Cohn.
?otD: Ever flown through a storm?
Writing time yesterday: 0.0 hours (chemo brain)
Hours slept: 9.0 hours (mostly solid)
Body movement: 30 minutes stationary bike
Weight: n/a (traveling)
Number of FEMA troops on my block who aren’t descended from monkeys: 0
Currently reading: n/a