My Headline Was Stolen — Ah, ideas.
Needless 911: Can’t Get This Jacket Off and I’m Pissed About It! — This would be the Portland area. Be proud, Oregon.
Oscar Mayer Wants to Make Your iPhone Smell like Bacon — Well, okay then.
Beatles memorabilia — Talc? Really?
Measuring Atmospheric Pressure on Exoplanets — Because science!
Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court: Upskirt photos not illegal under state law — The law, in its majestic equality, permits the polite as well as the creepy to take upskirt photos in Massachusetts.
Oscar Pistorius’ ex-girlfriend says he fired from car — Oscar Pistorius’ ex girlfriend has told his murder trial he once fired his gun from his car sunroof after becoming angry with police. Because guns make us all safer. Ask any conservative.
Navy will deploy first ship with laser weapon this summer — Navy’s LaWS will save bullets and missiles—and blind and burn drones and boats.
Flash War — Russian mystery soldiers invaded Crimea by covering up and keeping mum. That could work for us!
Watching for a Crimean Cyberwar Crisis — An info-war is under way as websites are blocked and telecom cables to Crimea are mysteriously cut.
These 9 Maps Should Absolutely Outrage Southerners — Conservative governance, conservative results. These folks should be proud they’ve gotten exactly what they’ve voted in for. Increased poverty, decreased economic mobility, increased teen pregnancy, compromised healthcare outcomes: all utterly predictable results of GOP policies. What’s not to like?
Obamacare Effects Account for Most of Income, Spending Increases — This was published by The Wall Street Journal? The paper that abandoned its editorial integrity years ago in order to become the FOX News of the country club set? Wow… (Via David Goldman.)
Report: How GOP lost young voters — “In the short term, the party ought to promote the diversity of thought within its ranks and make clear that we welcome healthy debate on the policy topic at hand.” Why in the hell are you a Republican if you believe diversity of thought and healthy debate are actually good ideas? Or have you never heard any single GOP political or media figure speak, ever? And you’ve obviously never read any GOP party platform.
?otD: Got infusion?
Writing time yesterday: 0.0 hours (chemo brain)
Hours slept: 6.5 hours (very fitful)
Body movement: 0 minutes (hall walking to come)
Weight: 233.6 (hospital weigh-in)
Number of FEMA troops on my block teaching wives how to be submissive: 0
Currently reading: n/a (chemo brain)